ABOUT ME:
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 170 lbs.
Hair: Sun-Touched Brown
Eyes: Bedroom Blue
Age: Ageless
Location: Hernando Co. Florida USA
Interests: Horses; computers; Country music; Antiques; Collecting Horse and Wolf items
I have an ancient soul, a kind heart, and a wicked mind (that stays in the gutter waaaay too much).
My favorite Political Statement is as follows:
I
Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level
governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it
away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
China approaches our plane in international waters with fighter jets, crashes
into it forcing us into an emergency landing, seizes our plane and holds our
crewmen captive and then demands an apology......here's your apology
China.....SCREW YOU!
I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, dammit.
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn
Manson sang.
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
Japan uses a sneak attack on us during World War II and wreaks havoc on Pearl
Harbor which forces the U.S. into the war. Then we recently apologized
to Japan for dropping the bomb on Hiroshima which helped to end the
war.
Here's an amendment to that apology......SCREW YOU TOO!
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
I don't celebrate Kwanzaa.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for
unpopular opinions or actions.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than
working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put
your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be
enlightened.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on
the package.
Hillary Clinton is a carpet-munching lesbian.
My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine
Woman.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I am
freezing my ass through a long winter?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the
desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been
persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-the-fuck-up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jessie Jackson
preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the
problem and not the solution.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running
from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you
are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the
next four years.
I worry about dying before I get even.
I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or
trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause.
These people should be targets.
I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be
revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never
delay the rest of us again.
I enjoy watching high speed pursuits, the more damage the better.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend
they are a political statement.
I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream
media would like the world to believe otherwise.
I believe if she has her lips on your dick, it is sex, and it is sex for both of
you. This even applies when she is a fat pig with self esteem issues, and you
are President of the United States.
If that makes me a bad American, then yes, I'm a bad American. You will get NO
apology from me for it.
If you too are a bad American please copy and send this to everyone you know. We
need our country back.
Now, if I haven't scared you off, and you want to get to know me further, e-mail me. I am always open to finding new friends that can accept me for me.
PICS:
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01/2001 :
The Newest Addition to the Family, Shasta Daisy (4/2001):
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